January 2009
fornicating fido →
fucking the dog, to do nothing productive
What were you up to today? Oh you know, fornicating fido.
bedgasm →
A feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity. Under perfect…
Sevendust – Beautiful →
P.O.D. – Roman Empire →
Shinedown – Trade Yourself In →
Chevelle – Straight Jacket Fashion →
P.O.D. – Truly Amazing →
KoЯn – Let's Get This Party Started →
Disturbed – Divide →
Breaking Benjamin – Polyamorous →
3 Doors Down – The Real Life →
P.O.D. – This Ain't No Ordinary Love Song →
Evanescence – Missing →
AC/DC – Thunderstruck →
Collective Soul – Counting the Days (acoustic) →
Static-X – Forty Ways →
Breaking Benjamin – Breath →
Fall Out Boy – 20 Dollar Nose Bleed →
10 Years – Prey →
Saliva – Going Under →
American Idling →
What happens to your first career after you appear on American Idol
“I recorded that first album, and it did pretty good. But sales are dropping, I can’t get any press, and I guess I feel like…
BlackBerry Prayer →
The supplicating position one assumes when grasping the popular six-ounce wireless combination e-mailer/phone known as the BlackBerry between your palms and thumb-tapping messages on its QWERTY…
Land it in the Hudson →
An expression used to encourage yourself or someone else when it appears an endeavor is headed for a disastrous outcome (due mostly to external conditions). Based on when Sully averted tragedy by…
default potential →
A self-portrait or a picture with you in it that has the potential to be your default image on myspace/facebook etc.
This picture is so good, TOTAL default potential!
Baby Goggles →
A phenomenon where the parents of an ugly baby think their baby is adorable and no one else does.
Nancy: Here’s our little bundle of joy! Isn’t she just the cutest thing ever?!?
Lisa & Kate (after…
transaction →
The sex you get from a crossdresser.
Man, that girl I met at the bar last night was really a dude. It’s okay, I got me some sweet transaction.
lactation room →
lactation room
n. A room provided by an employer where new mothers can pump breast milk.
Example Citations:
As a rule, the posher the employer, the plusher the pump station. Traders…
Mudvayne – Fish Out Of Water →
Staind – Lost Along The Way →
Mudvayne – We The People →
shyPod →
When one is hesitant about sharing the contents of his or her iPod.
Because Doug downloaded Britney Spears’ “Toxic” he was totally shyPod when Dru wanted to take a peek at his Library.
Linkin Park – Pts. of Athrty →
Daughtry – Crashed →
GOSHone – Big Brains (Feat. MC Plus+) →
Brodown →
n. Boys night out.
As in a Hodown, but with your bros.
Sorry baby, it’s a brodown tonight.
fast-food zoning →
fast-food zoning
n. Zoning laws designed to keep fast-food restaurants out of an area or neighborhood.
Example Citations:
In an effort to provide residents with more nutritious…
Obamama →
Michelle Obama. The First Lady of the 44th President of the United States of America, Barack Obama.
Here comes Mr. President and his Obamama.
Gorillaz – White Light →
Static-X – Burn to Burn →
Incubus – Have You Ever →
P.O.D. – Youth of the Nation [Conjure One Remix] →
KoЯn – Make Believe →
Linkin Park – Wake →
Sevendust – Rumble Fish →
Papa Roach – Alive (N' Out of Control) →
Shinedown – Shed Some Light →
Seether – FMLYHM →
GOSHone – Laptop Muzik →
Alter Bridge – Find the Real →
Drowning Pool – Sermon →