January 2009
fornicating fido →
fucking the dog, to do nothing productive What were you up to today? Oh you know, fornicating fido.
Jan 31st
bedgasm →
A feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity. Under perfect…
Jan 30th
Sevendust – Beautiful →
Jan 29th
P.O.D. – Roman Empire →
Jan 29th
Shinedown – Trade Yourself In →
Jan 29th
Chevelle – Straight Jacket Fashion →
Jan 29th
P.O.D. – Truly Amazing →
Jan 29th
KoЯn – Let's Get This Party Started →
Jan 29th
Disturbed – Divide →
Jan 29th
Breaking Benjamin – Polyamorous →
Jan 29th
3 Doors Down – The Real Life →
Jan 29th
P.O.D. – This Ain't No Ordinary Love Song →
Jan 29th
Evanescence – Missing →
Jan 29th
AC/DC – Thunderstruck →
Jan 29th
Collective Soul – Counting the Days (acoustic) →
Jan 29th
Static-X – Forty Ways →
Jan 29th
Breaking Benjamin – Breath →
Jan 29th
Fall Out Boy – 20 Dollar Nose Bleed →
Jan 29th
10 Years – Prey →
Jan 29th
Saliva – Going Under →
Jan 29th
American Idling →
What happens to your first career after you appear on American Idol “I recorded that first album, and it did pretty good. But sales are dropping, I can’t get any press, and I guess I feel like…
Jan 29th
BlackBerry Prayer →
The supplicating position one assumes when grasping the popular six-ounce wireless combination e-mailer/phone known as the BlackBerry between your palms and thumb-tapping messages on its QWERTY…
Jan 28th
Land it in the Hudson →
An expression used to encourage yourself or someone else when it appears an endeavor is headed for a disastrous outcome (due mostly to external conditions). Based on when Sully averted tragedy by…
Jan 27th
default potential →
A self-portrait or a picture with you in it that has the potential to be your default image on myspace/facebook etc. This picture is so good, TOTAL default potential!
Jan 26th
Baby Goggles →
A phenomenon where the parents of an ugly baby think their baby is adorable and no one else does. Nancy: Here’s our little bundle of joy! Isn’t she just the cutest thing ever?!? Lisa & Kate (after…
Jan 25th
transaction →
The sex you get from a crossdresser. Man, that girl I met at the bar last night was really a dude. It’s okay, I got me some sweet transaction.
Jan 24th
lactation room →
lactation room n. A room provided by an employer where new mothers can pump breast milk. Example Citations: As a rule, the posher the employer, the plusher the pump station. Traders…
Jan 23rd
Mudvayne – Fish Out Of Water →
Jan 23rd
Staind – Lost Along The Way →
Jan 23rd
Mudvayne – We The People →
Jan 23rd
shyPod →
When one is hesitant about sharing the contents of his or her iPod. Because Doug downloaded Britney Spears’ “Toxic” he was totally shyPod when Dru wanted to take a peek at his Library.
Jan 23rd
Linkin Park – Pts. of Athrty →
Jan 22nd
Daughtry – Crashed →
Jan 22nd
GOSHone – Big Brains (Feat. MC Plus+) →
Jan 22nd
Brodown →
n. Boys night out. As in a Hodown, but with your bros. Sorry baby, it’s a brodown tonight.
Jan 22nd
fast-food zoning →
fast-food zoning n. Zoning laws designed to keep fast-food restaurants out of an area or neighborhood. Example Citations: In an effort to provide residents with more nutritious…
Jan 21st
Obamama →
Michelle Obama. The First Lady of the 44th President of the United States of America, Barack Obama. Here comes Mr. President and his Obamama.
Jan 21st
Gorillaz – White Light →
Jan 20th
Static-X – Burn to Burn →
Jan 20th
Incubus – Have You Ever →
Jan 20th
P.O.D. – Youth of the Nation [Conjure One Remix] →
Jan 20th
KoЯn – Make Believe →
Jan 20th
Linkin Park – Wake →
Jan 20th
Sevendust – Rumble Fish →
Jan 20th
Papa Roach – Alive (N' Out of Control) →
Jan 20th
Shinedown – Shed Some Light →
Jan 20th
Seether – FMLYHM →
Jan 20th
GOSHone – Laptop Muzik →
Jan 20th
Alter Bridge – Find the Real →
Jan 20th
Drowning Pool – Sermon →
Jan 20th